Ladies and Latkes...L'Chaim!

Call me multicultural. Call me a Renaissance man. Call me a huge fan of the matzo ball.

I guess when you’re just a silhouette, it’s natural for people to be confused about your cultural heritage. What people don’t realize is that, despite being made of cardboard, I’m actually part everything.

Which is why I decided to stop by Zaidy’s and spread some Hanukkah cheer - while indulging in some matzo ball soup and latkes.


Let me tell you, I was quite the hit with the ladies. The waitress even complimented me on my “shana punim” (handsome face). I guess when you don’t have facial features, you can be as handsome as you want to be.